How to play

  1. Load a funny set in the app and record with your whole face in frame.
  2. React first and answer second. The face is the punchline, the answer is the caption.
  3. Rate each one 1 to 10 for how ridiculous it is before the next prompt lands.
  4. Post the run without trimming the bad takes. The mess is the format.

Chaotic hypotheticals

  • Live in a bouncy house or a ball pit?
  • Only walk in slow motion or only sprint?
  • Wear a cape everywhere or a helmet everywhere?
  • Have an air horn ringtone or a doorbell one?
  • Swap voices with a cartoon or a robot?
  • Get a laugh track or a drumroll?
  • Have spaghetti hair or noodle arms?
  • Be followed by a marching band or a fog machine?
  • Travel only by pogo stick or by skateboard?
  • One day as a giant or a week tiny?
  • A room that spins or a floor made of pillows?
  • Blink in slow motion or nod constantly?

Gross but harmless

  • Smell like wet dog or like vinegar?
  • Sweat syrup or cry lemonade?
  • Crumbs in your bed forever or sand in your shoes?
  • Sneeze when you laugh or hiccup when you lie?
  • Cold soup or warm smoothies for a year?
  • Gum that never loses flavor or never softens?
  • Find a sticker in your sandwich or a seed in your drink?
  • Eat a whole lemon or a spoon of mustard?
  • Socks always slightly wet or shoes one size small?
  • Sleep on a bare mattress or under a scratchy blanket?
  • Drink pickle juice or eat mint flavored fries?
  • Chew ice for an hour or hum for an hour?

Embarrassing moments

  • Trip on stage or forget your own name?
  • Send a voice note by accident or reply to everyone?
  • Wave at someone waving behind you or miss a high five?
  • Call a teacher mom or a coach dad?
  • Have your search history read or your camera roll shown?
  • Sing off key in public or dance alone on camera?
  • Get caught talking to yourself or singing in the car?
  • Shirt inside out all day or mismatched shoes?
  • Laugh at the wrong moment or cry at a commercial?
  • Say you too to a waiter or hug someone who waved?
  • Be tagged in a bad photo or a bad video?
  • Forget a name mid introduction or a word mid sentence?

Animal problems

  • A pet that copies you or one that judges you?
  • A cat that talks or a dog that texts?
  • Be adopted by pigeons or followed by squirrels?
  • Ride a llama to school or a giant turtle?
  • A parrot that spoils secrets or a fish that gives advice?
  • Share a room with a raccoon or a goose?
  • A hamster boss or a goldfish coach?
  • Be licked awake by a puppy or headbutted by a cat?
  • Live with fifty hamsters or two very loud birds?
  • A dog that hides keys or a cat that sits on homework?
  • Be followed by a duckling parade or a butterfly cloud?
  • A horse that naps on you or a goat that eats notes?

Filming tips

  • Go bigger than feels natural. Compressed vertical video flattens a subtle reaction into nothing.
  • Keep your hands out of the frame near your head so they never cover the prompt.

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